ONE MILLION...

I m truly lost for words. The phrase thank you falls way short in expressing the eternal gratitude I feel towards each and every person who s ever watched one of my videos, and even more so to those of you who subscribe, get involved in the comments and on social media every week. Being the kind of person who tries to turn almost everything into a joke in order to avoid confronting the very real dilemmas of adult life, I thought the best way to say thanks might be to do a daft rap. So here you go. Set phasers to cringe... Also, if you want to get involved in the million subscriber special, when it eventually happens, I d love for you to come follow me on Instagram, Facebook and/or Twitter, since I m hoping to make it a bit more interactive than anything I ve done before. Backing track: Rollin On by Damma Beatz ***NEW VIDEOS EVERY THURSDAY AND SUNDAY AT 7PM GMT*** FOLLOW ME: Facebook/Twitter/Instagram: @BeardMeatsFood FOLLOW MRS BEARD: Instagram: @Mrs_Beard_Eats ALL-NEW MERCHANDISE IS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE VIA TEESPRING (USE THE MERCHANDISE SHELF ABOVE OR SEARCH BEARDMEATSFOOD TEESPRING ). ANSWERS TO COMMON QUESTIONS & ADDITIONAL INFO: Q: How come you don’t get fat? A: I eat like this for 1 hour of a 168 hour long week. In simple terms, I eat at caloric maintenance over the course of time, meaning I don’t gain weight. If you re interested in learning more, see the It Was Just A Normal Day... video. Q: Don’t you worry about your health? A: Not in particular. I’m active. I eat nutrient dense foods five days a week. And, I get quarterly bloods done, amongst other health checks. Music credits to my man FLORIAN HAACK for the incredible video game metal covers! SEND ME STUFF: Beard Meats Food PO Box 200 CASTLEFORD WF10 9DR UNITED KINGDOM #FoodChallenge #EatingShow #OneMillion