iTunes, Assad, and Right Said Fred: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
Right Said Fred (really!) appears on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver to tell Syrian president Bashar al-Assad what a dick he is. It s going to be especially disappointing to Assad, as they are one of his favorite bands. Lyrics: YOU RE TOO AWFUL FOR THIS EARTH TOO AWFUL FOR THIS EARTH SO AWFUL IT HURTS YOUR FACE BARELY HAS A CHIN IT BARELY HAS A CHIN YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM... PLEASE, STOP DOWNLOADING OUR TRACKS STOP DOWNLOADING OUR TRACKS HERE S YOUR MONEY BACK YOU RE A MONSTER WE HATE YOUR REGIME AND WE THINK YOU SHOULD BE TRIED FOR WAR CRIMES YEAH, FOR WAR CRIMES FOR WAR CRIMES YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES YOU RE AN OPTHAMOLOGIST AN OPTHAMOLOGIST HEY, CAN YOU READ THIS? YOU ARE JUST A WALKING TAINT THE OPPOSITE OF A SAINT AT LEAST HITLER COULD PAINT YOU RE A MONSTER AND A VOLLEYBALL FAN BUT MORE THAN THAT, YOU RE AN ASSHOLE YOU RE AN ASSHOLE WHO S AFRAID OF HIS MOM YOU RE A MURDEROUS MOM-FEARING ASSHOLE YOU RE AN ASSHOLE! YOU RE AN ASSHOLE, YEAH! EVERYONE THINKS YOU RE AN ASSHOLE! YOU RE AN ASSHOLE! YOU RE AN ASSHOLE, YEAH! EVERYONE THINKS YOU RE AN ASSHOLE! PLEASE STOP LISTENING TO OUR SONGS. Connect with Last Week Tonight online... Subscribe to the Last Week Tonight YouTube channel for more almost news as it almost happens: www.youtube.com/user/LastWeekTonight Find Last Week Tonight on Facebook like your mom would: http://Facebook.com/LastWeekTonight Follow us on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news: http://Twitter.com/LastWeekTonight Visit our official site for all that other stuff at once: http://www.hbo.com/last-week-tonight-with-john-oliver